COMBO 01EXTRA CONVICTION
DIAMOND HANDS
DELUXE
HOLD THE PICKLES. HOLD EVERYTHING.
A conviction-sized combo. Served with an iron grip and absolutely no exit strategy.
CLOCK IN FOR THIS COMBO ↗ LOS SANTOS’ MOST QUESTIONABLE INSTITUTION
ALL CLUCK.
NO QUIT.
Hot chicken. Cold takes. A shift that never ends.
Welcome to the unofficial home of $CLUCK.
SERVING FICTIONAL CHAOSSCROLL FOR THE GOOD STUFF ↓
OPEN LATE. QUESTIONABLE ALWAYS.
100%
CLUCKED ✦
CLUCKED ✦
WELCOME TO THE COOPFRESH FROM LOS SANTOS
HEY, YOU MADE IT.
SAME BELL.
NEW BREED.
Deep-fried nostalgia. Terminally online.
A fan-made $CLUCK universe inspired by GTA restaurant culture: questionable meals, overqualified chicken employees and the shift that never ends. Your uniform is yellow. Your sense of humor is essential.
FIND US ON X ↗
THE FLOCKHAS LANDED
CLUCKIN’ BELL / INTERNET SPECIALSBAD DECISIONS.
BAD DECISIONS.
GREAT COMBOS.
Would you like a 100x with that?
DIAMOND HANDS
COMBO 02QUICK EXIT
PAPER HANDS
NUGGETS
GONE BEFORE THE DIP ARRIVES.
Bite-sized courage. Panic-packed to go. Sauce sold at the first sign of trouble.
CLOCK IN FOR THIS COMBO ↗COMBO 03SUPER SIZE
THE 100x
BUCKET
100 PIECES. ZERO MATH SKILLS.
An irresponsibly large bucket of chicken-shaped optimism. The name is the joke.
CLOCK IN FOR THIS COMBO ↗COMBO 04REGRET INCLUDED
THE JEET
MEAL
COMES WITH REGRET.
One early exit, cold fries and a generous helping of checking the chart again.
CLOCK IN FOR THIS COMBO ↗ALL COMBOS COME WITH A SIDE OF DELUSION.Fictional meals. Meme names, not return forecasts. Nothing for sale.
TONIGHT’S FEATURE PRESENTATIONAN ORIGINAL FAN PRODUCTION
NOW PLAYING / 00:10
TEN SECONDS.
ZERO DIGNITY.
Cluck Norris clocks in, the chicken comes out, and the shift goes completely off the rails.
A fictional fan-made commercial. Turn the sound on for the full experience.
CLUCKIN’ BELL PRESENTSTHE SHIFT / 001 ✦
FROM THE GTA ARCHIVESSTRAIGHT FROM THE GAME
THE ORIGINAL
BRAIN ROT.
Before the memes, there was the menu.
A wall of actual Cluckin’ Bell advertising from GTA.
LIBERTY CITY / AD BREAK
GOOD TASTE.
BAD JUDGMENT.
Chicken suits. Questionable portions. A marketing department that never learned to say no.
MEET THE MASCOT ↓
GTA IV / ORIGINAL ADBattered Rings ↗
GTA IV / ORIGINAL ADThe Mighty Cluck ↗
GTA IV / ORIGINAL ADCock-a-doodle-do! ↗
GTA IV / MASCOT ARCHIVECluck Norris in the wild ↗THE FACE OF THE FLOCK
CLUCK.
NORRIS.
Yes, the chicken has a name. Meet the original Cluckin’ Bell mascot, immortalized in the restaurant’s toy promotion.
“The dip buys Cluck Norris.”OUR $CLUCK TAKECLOCK INTO THE CHAOS ↗
THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT
YOU CAN’T
MAKE THIS UP.
Original game ads and restaurant sightings.
Tap an image to explore its source.
GTA V / BILLBOARDGoing Cheep ↗
GTA IV / ORIGINAL ADThe 99¢ sales pitch ↗
GTA IV / RESTAURANT SIGHTINGVeggie Wings. May contain meat. ↗Original GTA artwork and game captures © Rockstar Games / Take-Two Interactive. Curated from GTA Wiki’s advertising archive ↗. Fan tribute; the $CLUCK menu and captions are our own parody.
PERSONNEL DEPARTMENTNOW HIRING... IN OUR IMAGINATION
CHARTS RED? UNIFORM YELLOW.
YOUR NEXT
SHIFT.
Got what it takes to work under the bell? Clock in, pick your dream shift and show us your best cluck.
★ EMPLOYEE OF
THE IMAGINATION
THE IMAGINATION
Just for fun. This is a fictional application for a fan site. There are no real jobs and your answers stay in this browser.
VIEW THE ORIGINAL APPLICATION ART ↗
CLUCKIN’ BELL PERSONNEL DEPT.APPLICATION
FORMAPPLICATION
FOR GREATNESS
CB-01
APPLICATION RECEIVED... BY YOUR BROWSER
YOU’RE
ON THE CREW.
This is a fictional result. Nothing was sent or saved, and no job is being offered.
THE FLOCKYOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US
PULL UP A SEAT
THE FLOCK
IS CALLING.
For the latest from our little corner of Los Santos, follow along on X.
FOLLOW @CLUCKINBELLGTA6 ↗