DIAMOND HANDS DELUXE
Hold the pickles. Hold everything.
CLUCKIN’Welcome to the unofficial home of $CLUCK.
Clock in. Join the flock.

WELCOME TO THE TEAM.
You know the bell. Meet the flock.
A fan community built around GTA’s Cluckin’ Bell. Original game ads, homemade commercials and a shared appreciation for the chicken suit.
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THE FLOCKTHE BELL IS REAL.
A Cluckin’ Bell concession stand photographed at Miami’s Kaseya Center. The familiar yellow sign, outside the game.
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Fan photograph credited to @luciacaminoss, via GTA 6 Countdown and 6 Stars. The Miami stand’s menu and availability may change.
FROM THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT
Our advertising budget was a mistake. Enjoy.
The original ads. Somehow approved.
LIBERTY CITY / AD BREAK
A selection of Cluckin’ Bell’s original GTA IV promotions.
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GTA IV / ORIGINAL ADBattered Rings
GTA IV / ORIGINAL ADThe Mighty Cluck
GTA IV / ORIGINAL ADCock-a-doodle-do!
GTA IV / MASCOT ARCHIVECluck Norris in the wildTHE FACE OF THE FLOCK
The chicken behind the counter. Meet Cluck Norris, featured in the original toy promotion.
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THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT
Billboards, promotions and restaurant sightings from the games.
GTA V / BILLBOARDGoing Cheep
GTA IV / ORIGINAL ADThe 99¢ sales pitch
GTA IV / RESTAURANT SIGHTINGVeggie Wings. May contain meat.Original GTA artwork and game captures © Rockstar Games / Take-Two Interactive. Curated from GTA Wiki’s advertising archive ↗. Fan tribute; the $CLUCK menu and captions are our own parody.
THE UNIFORM IS YELLOW.
No experience required. Chicken suit provided.
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